UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
Have you considered the commercial potential, then, of Brussell Sprouts as a
homeopathic hangover cure?
-----Original Message-----
From: David Evans <arborcentre@xxxxxx.msn.com>
To: UKTC (E-mail) <uktc@xxxxxxxxx.co.uk>
Date: Wednesday, December 22, 1999 10:03 AM
Subject: Brassica oleracea - Damage Alert
UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
Research, published today, into the toxicology of Brussels Sprouts
(Brassica oleracea) has established they commonly cause the following
adverse reactions in hapless members of the public who are foolhardy enough
to consume them. Irritable bowel syndrome, migraines, headaches, lethargy,
eczema, flatulence, nausea, torpor, gastric dysfunction, wind, halitosis,
vegephobia, mange, distemper, selective delignification, Tourette's
syndrome, and eventual insanity. OK, so maybe I made up the last five.
The most frequent combination of symptoms endured by the host are very
similar to those experienced when hungover - the classic 'it must have been
something I ate' defence. Although such reactions are common to nearly 20%
of the population, it is thought that the other 80% must be lying, revel in
the aforementioned disorders, or be so afflicted that their judgement is
subsequently impaired. Beelzebub's Brassica is undoubtedly an evil
vegetable, as is evident by the fact that they smell and taste as though
they've already been previously digested. You have been warned.
Cheers
Acer ventura
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