UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
OK Steve, I game.
My rather scatological entries are:
'Advanced butt rot' or a 'A text book example of a failed stool'
Have a good one.
Cheers
Acer ventura
-----Original Message-----
From: Steven Crane [SMTP:steve@xxxxxxxxxx.freeserve.co.uk]
Sent: 22 December 1999 18:03
To: tree care forum
Subject: Free Bubbly
UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
A touch of light hearted relief to end the year - I'll donate a bottle of
bubbly (UK only) or ?25 cheque to charity of choice (international) to the
penner of the most original caption to go with attached photo - C Hastie can
judge if he doesn't mind and final date is midday 1/1/2000.
Rules - no more than 2 captions per contributor, not TOO crude, no isms or
phobias (xeno etc)
A brief history of photo - Johnnie Inkster is the poseur on top for any who
know him - the tree was an old Poplar pollard sited near the seafront in a
C.Area and came over in full leaf during a May gale missing neighbour's
house by cms.
Over to you
Happy Crimble and may all your wishes come true in the new era.
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