UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
Steve.....
As someone is bound to lower the tone to baser elements sooner or later
....... It might just as well be me .
Try this Caption.... " This crap has just given me the mother of all
headaches "
I apologise if I offend , can't help meself at this festive time ,
having had some empathy with the subject.
Never mind , sprouts are on the menu this christmas !
Best Wishes ..... Ian
-----Original Message-----
From: Steven Crane [SMTP:steve@xxxxxxxxxx.freeserve.co.uk]
Sent: 22 December 1999 18:03
To: tree care forum
Subject: Free Bubbly
UK Tree Care - http://www.oak-wood.co.uk/uktc/
A touch of light hearted relief to end the year - I'll donate a bottle
of
bubbly (UK only) or £25 cheque to charity of choice (international) to
the
penner of the most original caption to go with attached photo - C
Hastie can
judge if he doesn't mind and final date is midday 1/1/2000.
Rules - no more than 2 captions per contributor, not TOO crude, no
isms or
phobias (xeno etc)
A brief history of photo - Johnnie Inkster is the poseur on top for
any who
know him - the tree was an old Poplar pollard sited near the seafront
in a
C.Area and came over in full leaf during a May gale missing
neighbour's
house by cms.
Over to you
Happy Crimble and may all your wishes come true in the new era.
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