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RE: Christmas Quiz Questions

Subject: RE: Christmas Quiz Questions
From: Edmondson, Neil
Date: Dec 05 2000 16:18:04


        Lets be serious now

        Q       There are two types of person working the land based
industries,
                what are they?


        A       Those who are arboriculturalist's are those who wish they
were! 
 
        or

                Q               What have monkey's and planners got in
common?

                A               they dont understand BS 5837 (although some
very clever monkeys are aware of it)    


        Im thinking 

        come on paul!

        n

-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Wadey [SMTP:mark.wadey@xxxxxx.gov.uk]
Sent: 05 December 2000 16:09
To:   UK Tree Care
Subject:      RE: Christmas Quiz Questions

Ok,
Q. What have monkey's and tree surgeons got in common?

A. They both f**k up trees!


Mark

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From:       Fraxinus1@xxxx.com[SMTP:Fraxinus1@xxxx.com]
Reply To:   UK Tree Care
Sent:       05 December 2000 15:55
To:         UK Tree Care
Subject:    Re: Christmas Quiz Questions

or what's brown, curved and Australian and if you throw it won't come
back

another stick

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