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RE: Christmas Quiz Questions

Subject: RE: Christmas Quiz Questions
From: Coish, Neil
Date: Dec 06 2000 11:49:59
Hi Neil

Here in Torbay our planners even look like monkey's!


        -----Original Message-----
        From:   Edmondson, Neil [SMTP:n.edmondson@xxxxxxxxxx.gov.uk]
        Sent:   Tuesday, December 05, 2000 4:14 PM
        To:     UK Tree Care
        Subject:        RE: Christmas Quiz Questions



                Lets be serious now

                Q       There are two types of person working the land based
        industries,
                        what are they?


                A       Those who are arboriculturalist's are those who wish
they
        were! 
         
                or

                        Q               What have monkey's and planners got
in
        common?

                        A               they dont understand BS 5837
(although some
        very clever monkeys are aware of it)    


                Im thinking 

                come on paul!

                n

        > -----Original Message-----
        > From: Mark Wadey [SMTP:mark.wadey@xxxxxx.gov.uk]
        > Sent: 05 December 2000 16:09
        > To:   UK Tree Care
        > Subject:      RE: Christmas Quiz Questions
        > 
        > Ok,
        > Q. What have monkey's and tree surgeons got in common?
        > 
        > A. They both f**k up trees!
        > 
        > 
        > Mark
        > 
        > > ----------
        > > From:       Fraxinus1@xxxx.com[SMTP:Fraxinus1@xxxx.com]
        > > Reply To:   UK Tree Care
        > > Sent:       05 December 2000 15:55
        > > To:         UK Tree Care
        > > Subject:    Re: Christmas Quiz Questions
        > > 
        > > or what's brown, curved and Australian and if you throw it won't
come
        > back
        > > 
        > > another stick
        > > 
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