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RE: What to ask Santa for....

Subject: RE: What to ask Santa for....
From: Alastair Durkin
Date: Dec 10 2008 09:50:53
I can't help it, I'm sorry.....but that is not a shotgun and where is the 
chainbrake!!!!!!!! Do they never learn....call the fun police!

Alastair Durkin
Forestry Officer
Planning
Tandridge District Council
Tel: 01883 XXXXXX
E-mail: adurkin@xxxxxxxxxx.gov.uk


-----Original Message-----
From: jon heuch [mailto:j.heuch@xxxxxxxxxxx.com]
Sent: 10 December 2008 08:49
To: UK Tree Care
Subject: What to ask Santa for....

Youtube clip of a chainsaw-shotgun

Another of those objects you never knew you wanted. This one isn't available
commercially yet, but as you may be able to see, our man has welded together
a shotgun and chainsaw to create the perfect antizombie weapon. If the head
shot doesn't work, you start on the limbs. Zzzzz... I want one. You want
one, you know you do. Everyone should have one.

From

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/columnists/article5295817.ece





Jon Heuch B.Sc. (For.) Hons., Ph.D., M.I.C.For., M.Arbor.A.

Principal Consultant

Duramen Consulting Ltd



tel        01233 XXX XXX               mobile: 07810 XXX XXX



www.duramen.co.uk                 www.treeradar.co.uk



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