" How many arboriculturists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" ...
At least two.
One to screw , and another for 'chairiel' rescue all should have electro
tickets and be using rubber soled shoes (no problem there)
Kind regards
Paul Hughes
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-----Original Message-----
From: Howe, Ron [mailto:Ron.Howe@xxxxxxxxxxx.gov.uk]
Sent: 08 July 2009 11:28
To: UK Tree Care
Subject: RE: Arb Collective Nouns/s...
OK ... I feel cheerful today as well ... So while we're deciding wot to
call a group of ... tree people? let's try and tender a new quip ... So come
on,
" How many arboriculturists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" ...
I might say none, but you can all suggest why!
Maybe when it comes to Planning Tree Officers I'd say none because it seems
that everyone wants to keep them in the dark!
Or is this a Friday thing ... I never was good with timing ... Ron.
-----Original Message-----
From: Moray.Simpson@xxxxxxxx.gov.uk [mailto:Moray.Simpson@xxxxxxxx.gov.uk]
Sent: 07 July 2009 18:17
To: UK Tree Care
Subject: RE: Arb Collective Nouns/s...
"Howe, Ron" <Ron.Howe@xxxxxxxxxxx.gov.uk> 07/07/2009 15:52 >>>
I disagree with that>>>>
Laughed i nearly ......, well never mind. I must say though, i am not in
agreement with your disagreement, however if you had agreed with me, i might
have been forced into taking another viewpoint altogether!!!
Cheers
Moray
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