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RE: Christmas caption competition

Subject: RE: Christmas caption competition
From: Hare, Gareth
Date: Dec 17 2010 13:49:52

-----Original Message-----
From: David Evans [] 
Sent: 17 December 2010 13:39
To: UK Tree Care
Subject: Christmas caption competition

We haven't done one of these for a while and it's that time of year.  I
had some difficulty with this identification because of the unusual
fruits but eventually got there with the help of Bean and Oddbins.
Anyhow, I thought it would make for an interesting caption competition.
I'll stump up a bottle of bubbles, or a cash equivalent prize going to a
charity of their choice, for the winner.  Chris Hastie has kindly said
he'll be take on the equivalent role of The Sauron of Karaoke - Simon
Cowell - as the judge and juror but won't 'manage' the rules at the last
minute to best serve his evil empire.

Last orders will be at midnight of the 23rd, and the winner crowned and
toasted on Christmas Eve.


Acer ventura

My humble submission:

'Predatory Beer Tree leads to More Missing Tramps'

Sub heading

'Empty park benches bear silent witness'



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